[Beyoncé and Jay-Z enter Blue’s house]
Bey: Hey Blue!
BIC: Yes, Beyoncé?
Bey: Mommy wants to —
BIC: No Beyoncé I don’t want to practice walking on water today. I really need to challenge myself more. You should do the same.
Bey: No Blue that’s not it. Mommy and Daddy have some exciting news for—
BIC: Ok, but hurry up B. I need to wrap-up the formula for my product line, finish Nori’s textile for Fashion Week and call Auntie Michelle.
Bey: Blue, didn’t I tell you not to bother Auntie Michelle while she’s on her island. She’s had a long eight years and needs a break. Did you get her number off my phone again?
BIC: [Laughs] Beyoncé…I am you and you are me. I don’t call people. They call me.
Bey: You’re right sweetie, mommy’s sorry. We’ll be quick then. We know you’re busy. So Mommy and Daddy have some exciting news. You’re going to be a big sister!
BIC: [Finishes designing textile]
BIC: Yes, Beyoncé?
Bey: Did you hear what Mommy said?
BIC: Patricia, hold my calls please.
BIC: So you’re telling me there’s going to be an additional person in our visual album?
Bey: Yes Blue but it’s more than that. Mommy is having twins.
BIC: I wondered how you were going to top me.
Bey: Mommy can never top you but we are adding two additions to our love on top.
BIC: Beyoncé, please don’t try to be deep today. I can’t…
Bey: I’m not being deep Blue but Mommy does have three heartbeats inside of her now.
BIC: [Rolls eyes] Beyoncé you’re such an ocean.
Bey: Hmm…I think you’re on to something.
BIC: Of course I am, but anyways. Does this mean I can finally have the two live photo props I wanted for my birthday?
Bey: No Blue, these are your new brothers or sisters, they’re not toys.
BIC: Beyoncé, the world is our toy. Isn’t that what you and Hot Sauce always say?
Bey: It is but this is different Blue. I really need you to get in formation on this one.
BIC: *sigh* I’ll see what I can do. [phone rings] Patricia, I said hold my calls! All I know is if they touch my cowrie shell beads or Sunday yacht, we’re going to have a problem.
Bey: They won’t sweetie. So you’re okay with this? You’re not upset with Mommy and Daddy.
BIC: No, it’s cool. The Instagram photo shoots were taking up way too much of my time anyway. Now I can finally go to Versailles and actually see Versailles.
Bey: Blue, I’m so glad you’re happy about this.
BIC: Yeah, well let’s celebrate before I change my vibe. I know what we should do, let’s have a photo shoot!
Bey: Blue, I’m actually a little tired right now and —
BIC: Beyoncé, have you forgotten rest is for mere mortals. Get up, eat the cake and let’s go. Patricia, get me a veil, 300 Parisian flowers and a water tank.
Bey: Blue are you sure about this?
Bey: Of course you are. Mommy is ready sweetie. Before we go, thanks for the talk. I feel so much better.